Adbusters magazine | October/November 2000

Post-IPO SWM seeks SWF

by Dominic Ali

Me:

Banana Republic and Hugo Boss

Fast Company and Business 2.0

Tag Heuer watch

PalmPilot IIIc

Doc Martens

dot-com stocks

Lexus SUV

Joe Boxers

Harvard degree

Ericsson T28s cell phone

Romeo y Julieta Cuban cigars

Chivas Regal scotch

You:

DKNY casuals

Chanel suits

Prada handbag

blueberry iMac

Cartier jewelry

The Economist and Glamour

M.A.C. Viva Glam lipstick

Sorbonne or better

Stolichnaya vodka martinis

baby Benz

Victoria’s Secret a+

Us:

Starbucks cappuccino

Wallpaper* and Salon

Sony home theater

MOMA membership

Carnegie Hall concerts

Salomon inline skates

Callaway golf clubs

Possibly:

Tiffany’s silverware

Ralph Lauren bed sheets

Restoration Hardware furniture

Martha’s Vineyard summer home

Martha Stewart Living

Baby Gap???

Call:

Motorola Pager 212/555-8535

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Copyright 2000, Dominic Ali

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